Sunday, January 17, 2010

What to wear when cast in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Seriously. Goat booties. That have your heel balancing on a GUN. Sometimes, I think that when I layer a pair of lace tights over opaque-colored ones, I'm being creative and provocative. But now I understand that until I blur the lines between animal and man in my style, I'm basically worth nothing. Thanks for the clarification, Iris Schieferstein!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do we go to try them on?

I am only 15% kidding.

Alyssa said...

Because they were literally invented rather than designed, they're not in mass production. LAME.

Kyllye said...

I want to find a fur vest (fake) more than anything else? Is this a fashion "don't," Alyssa?

Kibbie Kle Kle said...

er, also, that first sentence was supposed to be declarative.

Alyssa said...

Fake fur desires should always be declared.

Not a "don't" at all. Because of Where the Wild Things Are, fur is experiencing a revival! Just buy one that hits right at your hip line--anything cropped will make you look like a tween.

God, I love giving stereotypical-sounding fashion advice. Thanks for the opportunity, K.

K Mo said...

Those are the shoes of my dreams.