Dear Alyssa,
When your short hair starts to grow out and you're stalling on getting it cut, don't part it on the side and smooth it down with boatloads of gel and wax and leave the house. You will not look like a brunette Edie Sedgwick. You will look like Hitler.
Love,
Me
4 comments:
You might want to lose the mustache too.
Just a thought.
I. Have been there.
Techniques for disguising grown-out short hair:
1. Scarves. Wrap them all around your head.
2. Tease the back, 80's style.
3. Call me and I'll cut that shit right off.
that is the funniest thing i have ever read.
EVER
thank you for making my day a little brighter.
!!! sister comments make my day brighter <3
Frank: My facial hair makes me look distinguished, not Hitler-esqe.
Amy: Haircuts, but not until I've tried those suggestions. '80s teases = epic.
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