Thursday, May 27, 2010

I fell off the face of the earth while wearing booty shorts.

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Reader(s?), please tell me that you watch Arrested Development. Because if you don't, "heyyy brother" and this ensuing post will mean nothing to you. If you're a fan, then this next paragraph will probably rock your world. Not really, but a gal can dream.

So, it's summa-sum-summatime, right? Right. It's been hot as Hades in the Chicagoland area, and for some reason, I want to dress even trashier than I normally do when it's hot. This is a recent development, I swear. I used to HATE shorts with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Now I'm all "I wanna be like the girl on the Nair commercials!"

I wear short shorts, and I'm damn proud of it. My favorite (and so far only) pair are paint-stained cutoffs. I like to think that I resemble Tobias in all his never-nude glory. To ensure that I don't wear out my beloved colorful cutoffs, I think I may have to buy some cheap Goodwill jeans and start hacking.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go yell at the children that have apparently decided to camp out underneath my bedroom window and scream bloody murder about the rules of every single game known to man. Yup. It's summer.

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I hope you approve, then, of my outfit yesterday! http://fitforafemme.com/blog/archives/4017

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See? After all those years of making fun of me for my tiny running shorts, you're finally catching on.

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