Now THAT is a New Year's Eve shoe.
Or, if you're my sole-mate (THE PUNS! THEY SLAY ME!), you think that's a shoe to wear to brunch.
For some reason, everyone (including yours truly approximately every other year) gets their knickers in a knot over what their New Year's Eve plans will be. It seems like the only other holiday that people unnecessarily freak out more over is Valentine's Day. To that, I say HARUMPH.
Guess what--unless you're getting proposed to at a specific location that you have to find without the aid of your future husband/wife, it doesn't really matter where you are on New Year's Eve. The year will still start whether you're kissing someone, throwing up in a bathroom, or watching The Holiday in your leopard-print Snuggie. And no, I'm not referencing my own plans with that last option. I'm not lucky enough to own a leopard-print Snuggie.
So, relax. The only plan that I have so far--no matter where I am--is to put on the most audacious shoes I own and possibly wear my secondhand fur coat that smells like someone died while smoking 50 packs of cigarettes at once. If you can't procure a fur, I suggest you at least put on tranny shoes. Especially if you happen to be of the male persuasion.
5 comments:
Got any tranny shoes I can borrow?
Do you even need to ask? I've got a whole tranny shoe spectrum ranging from "hmmm...is that an Adam's apple I see?" to "wow, you look so great for only 2 days post-op!"
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