BREAKING NEWS

Vogue is clocking in at approximately 580 measley pages. HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD! A mere two posts ago, I claimed that the September issue could almost always be counted on to clock in at around 700 pages. I DID NOT MEAN THE "ALMOST" THAT I PUT IN THAT SENTENCE. I've not seen a Vogue this tiny in all my consumin' years. Everything I once believed in has gone out the window. Full analysis of this earth-shattering situation to come once I've gotten a hold of myself. Gimme a couple of days.